Definitions by John Cront

Coupon Cake 

Extremely cheap cake found deep in the American South. Typically found at gas stations and other places where cake should not be. Almost always of very questionable quality and taste.

"Yo yall gochum coupon cake for tirren's birthday"

Coupon Cake by John Cront December 2, 2018

Dilly Snake

A snake that lives inside your shoe and damages your foot. Typically found in Alabama

Gurben: "Ey billey theres a dilly snake in my shoe dargit!"
Billy: "As such in our cuntrey."

Dilly Snake by John Cront December 2, 2018