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John Crawlin

Name made up on the spot while making a drunk prank phone call

Drunk guy: is your refrigerator running?
Guy called: yes, why?
Drunk guy: then you better go catch it!!
Guy called: who the hell is this???
Drunk guy:....uhm...John Crawlin!...John Crawlin into your girlfriend's bed!! -hangs up-

by John Crawlin April 23, 2010