Definitions by John Clarkie

anime

A stupid japanese themed cartoon that wierd people watch.

All the characters have massive eyes, crazy hairstyles and have noses like dogs.

Anime cartoons are things like Pokémon, Dragonball GT ect.

John's Friend: Hey, did you watch Pokémon last night?
John: EW!!!!!!!!! YOU LOVE ANIME! YOU SAD FREAK!

anime by John Clarkie January 27, 2008

japs eye 

The british slang for the hole on the top of a man's penis.

OTHER SLANG FOR JAPS EYE:
wookie hole, upper sphincter, purple top, hole in the helmet

Guy 1: So did the "sexy time" go alrite for you last night?
Guy 2: Not really, she shoved her fingers up my japs eye and it HURT.

japs eye by John Clarkie January 27, 2008