rubbing the bed

A form of masturbation or "wanking". The male rubs his penis on the bed to masturbate. It is a faster way to approach a male orgasm, because it is rubbing the penis harder than a "hand job" due to more pressure exerted onto the penis.

I was too horny last night, so i decided to start rubbing the bed.

by John Clarkie January 27, 2008

japs eye

The british slang for the hole on the top of a man's penis.

OTHER SLANG FOR JAPS EYE:
wookie hole, upper sphincter, purple top, hole in the helmet

Guy 1: So did the "sexy time" go alrite for you last night?
Guy 2: Not really, she shoved her fingers up my japs eye and it HURT.

by John Clarkie January 27, 2008