Slang for Fort Myers, FL. A city in Lee County. It's next door neighbors are Cape Coma and No Fo. It's referred to by many as Fort Misery because it's an unbelievably boring town that has a knack of sucking you in and you can never escape.
Person A: "I wish I could move out of this town."
Person B: "You know that's not going to happen dipshit, you live in Fort Misery. There's no escaping this armpit of the nation."
Person A: "I know, it's like a black hole that you can never escape from. Anyone I've known to move away always ended up coming back..."
Person B: "You know that's not going to happen dipshit, you live in Fort Misery. There's no escaping this armpit of the nation."
Person A: "I know, it's like a black hole that you can never escape from. Anyone I've known to move away always ended up coming back..."
by John Boy28 January 15, 2009
Abbreviation and slang for North Fort Myers, the white trash part of the Fort Myers/Cape Coral, FL area. Home of Suncoast Village aka Scumcoast Village, the largest trailer park in the nation.
Person A: "Where do we got to go to pick up these bitches?"
Person B: "No Fo baby!"
Person A: "No Fo?! Man, you got us on the way to pick up some trailer trash crackheads!"
Person B: "No Fo baby!"
Person A: "No Fo?! Man, you got us on the way to pick up some trailer trash crackheads!"
by John Boy28 January 14, 2009