Definitions by John Attardo

shark attack 

when you take a shit and you look in the toilet bowl and it is filled with blood. it looks like there was a shark attack in the toilet bowl.

Dude, I took a nasty shit and I shark attacked the bowl. It was awesome!

shark attack by John Attardo December 13, 2008

crapnal 

when you take a shit and it splatters back onto you and the toilet.

Dude, i just took a shit and got hit with the crapnal.

crapnal by John Attardo January 12, 2007