1 definition by John Allingham

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The white gunk that builds up on the corner of some peoples mouth and/or eyes. Similar to the sleep that forms whilst people are asleep. Possibly a form of mucus and or excrement.
I went to kiss her but noticed that there was an unappealling build up of mulf
by John Allingham February 15, 2007
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