John's mother's definitions
The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.
Anthony: So, you think John's consterbating in there??
Dustin: Smells like it.
Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.
Dustin: Smells like it.
Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.
by John's mother April 2, 2007
Get the consterbatingmug.