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Definitions by Johannes Baptine

Bowl Nessie 

A standing turd in the toliet, partially above the water line.
I just took a Bowl Nessie in the toilet.
Bowl Nessie by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

Sea Monkey Stampede 

Male orgasm
Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.
A more middle of the road organization. The North American Man Boy Like-Like Association. Not love, more than like....you know Like-Like.
I totally joined the NAMBLLA. No, not those weirdos, we are in like-like.....nothing perverted.
NAMBLLA by Johannes Baptine October 17, 2019