Johannes Baptine's definitions

Bowl Nessie

A standing turd in the toliet, partially above the water line.

I just took a Bowl Nessie in the toilet.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

NAMBLLA

A more middle of the road organization. The North American Man Boy Like-Like Association. Not love, more than like....you know Like-Like.

I totally joined the NAMBLLA. No, not those weirdos, we are in like-like.....nothing perverted.

by Johannes Baptine October 17, 2019