Johannes Baptine's definitions

Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

NAMBLLA

A more middle of the road organization. The North American Man Boy Like-Like Association. Not love, more than like....you know Like-Like.

I totally joined the NAMBLLA. No, not those weirdos, we are in like-like.....nothing perverted.

by Johannes Baptine October 17, 2019

Bowl Nessie

A standing turd in the toliet, partially above the water line.

I just took a Bowl Nessie in the toilet.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023