1 definition by Johann Bjartsnmeshurts
A small town in southern central Kansas. Full of rednecks, hicks, conservatives, and no one who lives there is very good at drinking. Some people from Caldwell are total idiots. Kansas should force them to move below the border into oklahoma. They would fit in down there.
Well I don't know how they do in Kansas City but here in Caldwell we drink and drive for fun. That or cut kittys down on main. Hell we even shoot guns while driving while drinking.
by Johann Bjartsnmeshurts April 5, 2011