Definitions by Joffrey

wake and throne 

Watching GOT the morning after the episode aired.

"Ayo Jack don't spoil tonight's episode, because I'll wake and throne tomorrow."

wake and throne by Joffrey June 15, 2014

blue eggs 

a condition similar to blue balls in males, that occurs in females.

Mark was getting sheila so horney but refused to put his penis inside of her vagina. When he left, she had blue eggs

blue eggs by joffrey December 22, 2005