wake and throne

Watching GOT the morning after the episode aired.
"Ayo Jack don't spoil tonight's episode, because I'll wake and throne tomorrow."
by Joffrey June 15, 2014
Flag
Get the wake and throne mug.

blue eggs

a condition similar to blue balls in males, that occurs in females.
Mark was getting sheila so horney but refused to put his penis inside of her vagina. When he left, she had blue eggs
by joffrey December 22, 2005
Flag
Get the blue eggs mug.
More random definitions