Definitions by Joeyjojoshabadoo279188
Carpet Exchange
The act of you and your partner shaving off each other's pubic hair, and adhering the other person's pubic shavings onto your deforested pubis
"man, I'm so itchy this morning"
"Did you catch crabs?"
"No, Marty and I did a carpet exchange last night and his pubes aren't sitting well on my jock"
"Did you catch crabs?"
"No, Marty and I did a carpet exchange last night and his pubes aren't sitting well on my jock"
Carpet Exchange by Joeyjojoshabadoo279188 September 7, 2026
