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noun-when a guy/girl sits on his/her partner's face and the guy/girl poops a little, leaving an indelible brown circle approximately the size of a nickel. Can't be too much--or you just had someone shit on your face.
During a moment of crazed ecstasy, the girl mounted his unshaven face and gently placed a wooden nickel upon his sweaty brow.
by Joey Shmoey November 16, 2006
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