Joey Schwartzman's definitions

winkin' stinkin' starfish

One of a zillion slang terms for the anus.

He probed a broomstick up my WINKIN' STINKIN' STARFISH!

by Joey Schwartzman May 3, 2006

winking brown starfish

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.

The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.

by Joey Schwartzman May 31, 2005