Definitions by Joey Schwartzman

winking brown starfish 

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.

The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.

winking brown starfish by Joey Schwartzman May 31, 2005

shicer 

1. A cheater or swindler. 2. An unproductive mine.

Most telemarketers are shicers.
We can't find shit in this shicer!

shicer by Joey Schwartzman December 30, 2003