Joel's Law

Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.

Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.

by Joel Froehlich January 27, 2008

Titty Sandwich

A tasty snack involving titties and a big fat cock.

Hey Erica, get over here, take off your bra, and make me a titty sandwich!

by Joel Froehlich January 23, 2009

Vespeen

Another name for Vespene Gas from Starcraft.

need mo' vespeen for mah mans!!!!!

by Joel Froehlich January 24, 2008