GPT

GPT- Gay People Time

Similar to Black People Time in that we are always late, however with the gays we are usually running late because we need to pluck that extra eyebrow hair or brush our teeth twice. We end up looking fabulous and no one really cares that we are a half hour late because it is expected.
Kate (on the phone with Joe): Meet us at the bar at 1030.

Alicia: I thought we were going at 11?

Kate: Shhh! Joe runs on GPT. he always ends up running late, so 11 will be perfect for him.

Alicia: GPT?

Kate: Gay People Time, duh!
by Joeho3 September 09, 2010
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Visit Aunt Sally

mostly used by modest women when they excuse themselves to the restroom
Tara was out to dinner with her friends when she said, "Please excuse me, I'm going to visit Aunt Sally. I will be right back."
by JoeHo3 September 12, 2009
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