4 definitions by JoeWilly 1972
Much like its cousin the Dirty starfish. The dirty wigwam is performed by doing a reverse tea bag so you cock is pointed towards her chest and your anus towards her nose. When you are satisfied or decide to finish simply drop a rose bud or hershey kiss on her forehead. This will resemble a native American Wigwam or Tee pee. To get full credit for this move one must only leave one morsel. More than one may result in a Dirty Logjam or a Roman brunch.
Dirty wigwam blA LALALK
by JoeWilly 1972 April 24, 2007
After a night out you return home with your significant other. Upon arrival you begin making sexual advances towards your partner. All said advances are denied until your partner says they are calling it a night and goes to bed. To perform this move you must patiently wait for your unsuspecting partner to fall asleep. Once they are asleep simply grab a feather and start quietly beating off. When you reach your climax release your load into the unsuspecting sleeping victims hand then take the feather and tickle their nose. When the victim goes to scratch their nose they will receive a single serving of Bavarian cream to the face.
Chris and his woman are not getting along today. When they get home the only thing he is going to give her is a Bavarian fly swatter.
by JoeWilly 1972 June 25, 2015
To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.
Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut
by JoeWilly 1972 February 16, 2009
Before you have sex, Trim or yank out pubic hair and place it on the night stand next to the bed. Engage in any sexual position you like. When you are going to nut pull out and shoot on her face. After you shoot on her face grab the pubic hair and throw it in her face. This will cause the hair to stick therefore creating the Gorilla Mask.
It is in the definition.Gorilla Mask.
by JoeWilly 1972 April 24, 2007