Joe Ricketts's definitions

Omahole

Pronunciation: Oma-'hOl
Function: noun

1a.
Any U.S. Midwestern city with a population that’s majority Caucasian, conservative with limited culture and sophistication

1b.
A city with less than 1 million people where it's progressive citizens are embarrassed to admit where they live

2a.
A town or city that is predominantly flown over by coastal travelers

2b.
Any small Midwestern city that takes air travels at least two flights to reach it

Origin: Current and former citizens of Omaha, Nebraska

I yearn to live in Omahole and only eat meat and potatoes.

You don't believe in evolution? You must be from Omahole.

I have to fly over Omahole to reach New York.

We finally reached Omahole after five hours and two layovers.

by Joe Ricketts February 4, 2006