Joe Joe Ives's definitions

Norwegian Alarm Clock

When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"

I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich

by Joe Joe Ives December 17, 2011

Minnesota Mudslide

When your having anal sex and you shove your penis up a woman s ass so far that shit comes out her ass like a mudslide

i gave my girl a dirty minnesota mudslide last night while doing anal

by Joe Joe Ives December 23, 2011