2 definitions by Joe :)
The act upon where a man withdraws his wet penis from the man or woman and proceeds to hit it on their ribs as if they were playing the xylophone.
by Joe :) February 15, 2009
The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen
"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."
by Joe :) February 25, 2009