Definitions by Jocko Tam

spittin' blood

An expression of irrational anger, used to convey that an individual has reached the boiling point, but usually misinterpreted as a severe physical disorder.

Mike: I don't feel as though your team is connected with the project.

Howard: How can you say that to me?! I'm so pissed over here, I'm spittin' blood! Pew, plah, plaaaaaah!!

Mike: Should I call a doctor?

spittin' blood by Jocko Tam July 15, 2009

YMV 

YMV is a word game intended to fool unwitting participants into asking a "where" question so that the respondent can reply with an answer ending in "your momma's vagina."

Jake: Check out this wrist watch. You wouldn't believe where I found it.
Micky: It's nice, where'd you get it.
Jake: Your momma's vagina!
Micky: Crap, YMV...

Roy: I was up late last night. Know where I went?
Albert: Where dude?
Roy: Your momma's vagina!
Albert: Dude I suck at YMV!

YMV by Jocko Tam February 21, 2008

ColdFusion For Douchebags 

The title of a fictitious book, used as an insult towards technology programmers who tend to lean towards the ColdFusion platform due to its simple to learn nature despite the fact they lack any programming skills whatsoever.

What? They hired Dan to do CF programming? He sucks! I hope he picks up his copy of ColdFusion For Douchebags!

ColdFusion For Douchebags by Jocko Tam February 21, 2008

gitf 

An acronym turned word crudely referring to the act of a male ejaculating semen onto the face of a female acquaintance. The acronym is GITF standing for "goo in the face." Pronounced (git-fuh), the word can be used as both a noun or a verb.

N: Damn, dat bitch sho' loves da gitf! Dang ol' slut!

V: Yo, we gonna hook up and I'm gonna gitf that hot piece of ass.

gitf by Jocko Tam November 29, 2007