gitf

An acronym turned word crudely referring to the act of a male ejaculating semen onto the face of a female acquaintance. The acronym is GITF standing for "goo in the face." Pronounced (git-fuh), the word can be used as both a noun or a verb.

N: Damn, dat bitch sho' loves da gitf! Dang ol' slut!

V: Yo, we gonna hook up and I'm gonna gitf that hot piece of ass.

by Jocko Tam November 29, 2007

shrimp gulping

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

thought bot

A person who miscellaneously asks for someone else's thoughts on a particular subject, usually to fill an uncomfortable silence or to hide the fact that the person knows little about the subject.

Jeff: We have a fair amount of bug fixes to address. Thoughts?
Jake: Uh yeah... you're right.

Jeff: The deadline is tomorrow. I need you to finish by then.
Sam: We can't, they added too much to the spec.
Jeff: It's really important that we do. Thoughts?
sam: Being a thought bot doesn't get this shit done, pal.

by Jocko Tam July 28, 2009

circumcise

To whack off chunks of dick.

Doctor: Would you like me to circumcise your newborn?
New Mom: Hmm, should I?
New Dad: What? Maul his cock? Ah fuck it, go ahead...

by Jocko Tam December 24, 2012