Jocko Tam's definitions

thought bot

A person who miscellaneously asks for someone else's thoughts on a particular subject, usually to fill an uncomfortable silence or to hide the fact that the person knows little about the subject.

Jeff: We have a fair amount of bug fixes to address. Thoughts?
Jake: Uh yeah... you're right.

Jeff: The deadline is tomorrow. I need you to finish by then.
Sam: We can't, they added too much to the spec.
Jeff: It's really important that we do. Thoughts?
sam: Being a thought bot doesn't get this shit done, pal.

by Jocko Tam July 28, 2009

spittin' blood

An expression of irrational anger, used to convey that an individual has reached the boiling point, but usually misinterpreted as a severe physical disorder.

Mike: I don't feel as though your team is connected with the project.

Howard: How can you say that to me?! I'm so pissed over here, I'm spittin' blood! Pew, plah, plaaaaaah!!

Mike: Should I call a doctor?

by Jocko Tam July 15, 2009

YMV

YMV is a word game intended to fool unwitting participants into asking a "where" question so that the respondent can reply with an answer ending in "your momma's vagina."

Jake: Check out this wrist watch. You wouldn't believe where I found it.
Micky: It's nice, where'd you get it.
Jake: Your momma's vagina!
Micky: Crap, YMV...

Roy: I was up late last night. Know where I went?
Albert: Where dude?
Roy: Your momma's vagina!
Albert: Dude I suck at YMV!

by Jocko Tam February 21, 2008

ColdFusion For Douchebags

The title of a fictitious book, used as an insult towards technology programmers who tend to lean towards the ColdFusion platform due to its simple to learn nature despite the fact they lack any programming skills whatsoever.

What? They hired Dan to do CF programming? He sucks! I hope he picks up his copy of ColdFusion For Douchebags!

by Jocko Tam February 21, 2008