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Definitions by Joan Baez
Schmohe
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One
classy
motherfucker who tends to be
awkward
in social situations but makes up for it in interesting fashion choices and delicious
vegan
baked goods.
What a Schmohe that Gerald is with his goldenrod
blazer
and
package
-clinging daisy
dukes
!
Schmohe
by
Joan Baez
October 17, 2008
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