Definitions by JoJo’s Dictionary

Elton John’s surprise 

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face

I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday

Elton John’s surprise by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021

Australian Navy Cadets 

The Australian Navy cadets are a group of Homosexual beings and cannot take a bloody joke. This has give them the nickname of “Anchor Wankers” as of there homosexual nature, they may think they are better than everyone else, but indeed they are not. Navy cadets are very aggressive and should not be approached without an F88 assault rifle. If scared they will flee back to their boats and cry to their petty officers.

Oh no! It’s the Australian Navy Cadets, Fran the F88’s

Australian Navy Cadets by JoJo’s Dictionary May 7, 2019