Definitions by Jm & Ca

bakey bat 

The ned word for baseball bat.
Cos they think it makes it sound cooler and more threatening.
Usually whipped out when someone is getting "fresh" or "wide".
And used to beat the victim viciously.

However can be used as just a figure of speech, no actual beating involved.

Chantelle: "You gettin' fresh wae me?"
Michaela: "Eh naw.."
Chantelle: " Well if ye ur, al get ma bakey bat oot oan you"
Michaela: "Soouund"

If she sends me one more application invitation I swear, I'll get ma bakey bat to her!

bakey bat by Jm & Ca April 15, 2008

corkylicious 

A pair of cork wedges with a cork nailed and celotaped to the heel of the shoe. The heel is slightly slanted and may cause disfunctional style of walking

Mannn her shoes are corkylicious!!!!!!

corkylicious by Jm & Ca April 14, 2008