1 definition by Jizzy P.

To shit and wank at the same time.

Similar to cranking (crying and wanking).
"Man, I've been with my family all day, I'm off for a shank"
"Dude, I had an awesome shank last night, managed to syncronise beautifully"
by Jizzy P. April 22, 2010
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