Jizz blank's definitions
An oversized BFG from Birmingham who lies about his ability to play the piano who gets a lonely wood on Fridays when he is on a dry Tinder weekend. He has a dark Nan and thinks that means he has a big member and he drinks from a big girls furry chalice because he likes his women like how he likes kebabs badly packed, large and greasy and with a shitty cervix. Recently in between the wanking he has learnt Polish online and his fave lady line is 'i like your dog'.
by Jizz blank September 7, 2016
Get the Gregorymug.