Definitions by Jimothy The 2nd

Preemptive Strike 

The act of taking a shit before going to an event, in anticipation of not having to hold it in uncomfortably for the next few hours otherwise.

"Hey man, you wanna hit up the clubs?"

"I'm gonna take a preemptive strike, then let's hit it."

Preemptive Strike by Jimothy The 2nd October 16, 2011