Definitions by JimmyQblue

Resolving that

Verb: meaning to aggressively stroke the genitalia to the point of extreme climax, for the purpose of more/most extreme climax/ejaculation, or in many cases very heavy “squirting”. Sometimes referred to as the secret, yet true catalyst of all tsunamis”. The result or legacy effect of “Resolving that” can often be most readily compared to what it looks like just after it’s been “raining buckets”, for a week straight. Many mystery drownings have been later found to be the result of someone resolving that themselves or for others, without taking proper precautions such as having many many towels, or other highly absorbent materials at the ready as well as industrial grade fans, preferably with strong heating elements built in.

Resolving that, or resolve that: To aggressively stroke, rub, ream, finger, plunge or otherwise enthusiastically stimulate the male or female genitalia, with such great energy and spirit that the subject climaxes in an extreme way, usually causing extreme, excessive amounts of ejaculate.

I will do my very best to RESOLVE THAT for you, thank god we put plastic sheets on the bed first, cuz you’re gonna squirt like a goddamn firehose.

Resolving that by JimmyQblue May 14, 2026