Canadian John

a person who lives his life pursuing pussy and sadly gets none, so he resorts to chasing it online.
A Canadian John lives by these rules:

1-hitting a girl up in the DMs.
2-be obnoxious and get rejected.
3-claim you had no interest in said girl to seem less like a loser.
4-attack her appearance or personality.
5-make sure to call her names in group chats making it obvious you don't want her.
6-when confronted with screenshots of you hitting on her in the DMs say you were "just trolling".
7-if someone calls you a loser just say they're "mad".
Maddie: "this guy is being a real canadian john"
Aaliyah: "i would never date John the Canadian"
by Jimmy Russell November 21, 2016
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Ayedee

Ayedee is full of energy! Thus bright, fast, effective, voluntary and dynamic conquering life without asking questions.
A forward-thinking person whose intuition often pushes him off the beaten track. Kind of a rebel.
by Jimmy Russell November 21, 2016
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