Definitions by Jimmy Hardcore

Cuban Necktie 

See also: Colombian Necktie.

A slit across the neck just below the jawline, where the chin meets the neck, with the victim's tongue hanging down through the wound.

The victim was found sitting upright in a patent leather chair, traces of cocaine on the desk, and suffering from what police only describe as a Cuban Necktie.

Cuban Necktie by Jimmy Hardcore April 2, 2004

Colombian Necktie 

See also: Cuban Necktie.

A slit across the neck just below the jawline, where the chin meets the neck, with the victim's tongue hanging down through the wound.

The victim was found sitting upright in a patent leather chair, traces of cocaine on the desk, and suffering from what police only describe as a Colombian Necktie.

Colombian Necktie by Jimmy Hardcore April 2, 2004

funky

A phrase total and utter morons use to identify themselves.

"Hey dude, that's funky"
"Oh, you're one of them"

funky by Jimmy Hardcore November 21, 2003

Copmuter 

1) An unfortunate typo which resembles a violently antiauthoritarian message 2) A technogrindcore band that isn't half bad usually

My copmuter broke so I can't download any Copmuter songs.

Copmuter by Jimmy Hardcore September 8, 2003