Jimmy Hardcore's definitions

Copmuter

1) An unfortunate typo which resembles a violently antiauthoritarian message 2) A technogrindcore band that isn't half bad usually

My copmuter broke so I can't download any Copmuter songs.

by Jimmy Hardcore September 8, 2003

Colombian Necktie

See also: Cuban Necktie.

A slit across the neck just below the jawline, where the chin meets the neck, with the victim's tongue hanging down through the wound.

The victim was found sitting upright in a patent leather chair, traces of cocaine on the desk, and suffering from what police only describe as a Colombian Necktie.

by Jimmy Hardcore April 2, 2004

Cuban Necktie

See also: Colombian Necktie.

A slit across the neck just below the jawline, where the chin meets the neck, with the victim's tongue hanging down through the wound.

The victim was found sitting upright in a patent leather chair, traces of cocaine on the desk, and suffering from what police only describe as a Cuban Necktie.

by Jimmy Hardcore April 2, 2004

funky

A phrase total and utter morons use to identify themselves.

"Hey dude, that's funky"
"Oh, you're one of them"

by Jimmy Hardcore November 21, 2003