Definitions by Jimmy "the vagoo" Johnson

bird-fuck bird-cunt

when, while hunting, you kill a particularly fine looking bird and decide to engage in intercourse with it, this is called a bird-fuck bird-cunt if and only if the birds cunt is stretched and torn when you are done.

That was a pretty sweet bird-fuck bird-cunt back there, eh skipper?
Skipper is a dog.

bird-fuck bird-cunt by Jimmy "the vagoo" Johnson March 31, 2010