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Mervyn
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The name
usually
given to
objects
of
sexual pleasure
.
I named
my pinkie toe
'Mervyn' and I bang him on
my table
all day every day
Mervyn
by
Jimin's Thighs Choke Me Please
December 16, 2017
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