Definitions by Jimbob Bobson

Cobra Up 

A typical defense mechanism of a weak and timid creature in which the animal or person tries to look bigger than they really are to ward off enemies, or to try and make bitches think you're hella big when you're not.

Jacob was trying to Cobra up tonight at dinner, so he could show Redfern his dope pp.

Cobra Up by jimbob bobson September 7, 2013

lbh 

Loser Back Home

A Guy who can't get a girlfriend so he goes overseas and gets an ugly girl, he then brings her home and lets everyone know how proud he is of himself.

Typically white guys and asian girls

Tony's girlfriend is such a butterface and he is such an lbh.

lbh by Jimbob Bobson March 11, 2007