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Porter

–verb
To be Porter'ed

Having the night of your life with someone that you have feelings for but who makes it abundantly clear that nothing will ever happen.
Why is she crying in her dorm room?

She just got Porter'ed
by Jimbo Jacoby February 4, 2010
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