Jim Schwartzman's definitions

Dildo Foot

1. A rubber or plastic foot used mainly by females to insert into their vagina for sexual stimulation. Some feet also vibrate via battery power.

2. An asshole friend

Dude, she gonna be gettin' all over that dildo foot tonight.

Sup dildo foot?

by Jim Schwartzman August 7, 2003

Sir Spanks-a-lot

Chronic masterbator

That guy is a regular Sir Spanks-A-Lot.

by Jim Schwartzman August 7, 2003

Stool Bat

Similar to a dipshit except larger.

Look at that dude. What a fu**in stoolbat!

by Jim Schwartzman August 6, 2003