Definitions by Jim Schwartzman

Sir Spanks-a-lot

Chronic masterbator

That guy is a regular Sir Spanks-A-Lot.

Sir Spanks-a-lot by Jim Schwartzman August 7, 2003

Dildo Foot 

1. A rubber or plastic foot used mainly by females to insert into their vagina for sexual stimulation. Some feet also vibrate via battery power.

2. An asshole friend

Dude, she gonna be gettin' all over that dildo foot tonight.

Sup dildo foot?

Dildo Foot by Jim Schwartzman August 7, 2003

Stool Bat 

Similar to a dipshit except larger.

Look at that dude. What a fu**in stoolbat!

Stool Bat by Jim Schwartzman August 6, 2003