1 definition by Jim Glock

The Woodard

This is the act of your wife, pegging you with a 12 inch black dildo. Then she pulls it out, walks around to your face and throat fucks you until you puke. Then she lets the cat eat the puke.

Honey, I think I wanna try something different tonight. I think I want “the Woodard. “

by Jim Glock June 15, 2023