2 definitions by Jim Etheridge

River Rat

In poker, a fuck stick that has no pair and no draw that hits a card on fifth street "the river" to give him the best hand and suck out on another player and then brags about it. The amazing river card, making bad poker player look good since 1942. No pair, no draw, no problem!

plyr1: I called cause it was sooooted!
plyr2: You are a terrible fucking poker player river rat!

by Jim Etheridge December 11, 2005

Whap

when you pick up pocket aces in the big blind and some fuck stick goes all in with king queen offsuit under the gun and you bust his ass and take his chips

"as you turn your cards over" WHAP!!!!!!!!!

by Jim Etheridge December 11, 2005