2 definitions by Jim Deal

Top Definition
A hard fecal block that takes incredible effort to evacuate, usually followed by a torrent of aqua turd. The effort required to move the poop dam translates into raw force motivating the easy to move aqua turd, thus causing utter chaos.
I worked my ass off and finally broke the poop dam, but the aquaturd splashed up all over my ass and totally wrecked my turdcutter.
by Jim Deal September 07, 2005
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A turd that is in composition at least 60% liquid.
Ol' BJ killed my grass with his aqua turd.
by Jim Deal July 05, 2005
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