Definitions by Jibby Kootz

Loose hose 

A sensational reaction that occurs when a male is suddenly put in such a strong sexual situation that the male's flaccid penis releases its load without prior alarm, as if the penis was a "loose hose".

The man got a loose hose when he encountered Olivia Wilde waiting for him in his bedroom.

Loose hose by Jibby Kootz June 10, 2013