Definitions by Jesus Murphbag

rose petals 

Licking someones asshole in a clockwise circular motion.

"Billy gave me rose petals and ended up with a tongue full of toilet-paper rollies."

rose petals by Jesus Murphbag August 20, 2003

boston burrito 

Gettin' a fuckin' suck job while takin' a turd.

"Hey Dorothy, sorry about the splashback in yer eye!"

boston burrito by Jesus Murphbag August 19, 2003