An annoying and sometimes deadly animal that can include humans, dogs, any rodent, and cats. These animals will latch on to the male genetalia and bite profucely untill said genitalia is removed.
"Outch! That skank Linda bit my nuts off! She must be a crotch weasel." Said George
"Yeah definently" Said Phil
"Yeah definently" Said Phil
by Jesus Christ "Bow to me!" March 04, 2011
Get the crotch weaselmug.