Definitions by Jesus Chris

Retard thunder 

When you go full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night “
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”

Retard thunder by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

Retard thunder 

When someone goes full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”

Retard thunder by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017