Definitions by Jesus Bond

Lorkalm

The soothing silence that occurs in the instant between leaving Lorraine Kelly and landing on another channel.

There is a tiny lorkalm every time I escape her show, as if the air resets itself.

Lorkalm by Jesus Bond January 28, 2026

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The brief, almost peaceful pause amidst the chaos of switching between two noisy TV channels.

Every time I channel surf, I appreciate the tranqurpt pause that gives my ears a break from the constant noise.

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