Jesus Bond's definitions

Lorkalm

The soothing silence that occurs in the instant between leaving Lorraine Kelly and landing on another channel.

There is a tiny lorkalm every time I escape her show, as if the air resets itself.

by Jesus Bond January 28, 2026

Tranqurpt

The brief, almost peaceful pause amidst the chaos of switching between two noisy TV channels.

Every time I channel surf, I appreciate the tranqurpt pause that gives my ears a break from the constant noise.

by Jesus Bond June 21, 2024