1 definition by Jesus = Me = Truth
An older fellow who likes his women young, and his beer warm, and by young I mean young. Likes old cars and music and usually plays in a band. He likes to say he's the lead harmonica player, but will occasionally pick up a guitar or spit some bars. Loves nature, Acetaminophen, and dog haters. Seems like a nice guy on the outside, but really only likes you because you wear multiple bras. Will be single his whole life but will have lots of ladies. Usually ends up settling down as a plumber but will occasionally become a lawyer and go by Richard. Aka hag that is a man.
by Jesus = Me = Truth March 31, 2019