Definitions by Jessica smackdown

monkey man 

When you have a stoner of a boyfriend and they get so high they are almost in a trance and forget you are there. i.e zoning out by watching t.v or making food. When you try to tell them a story they don't listen.

I tried to tell bryan about my day at work but he was too busy being monkey man.

monkey man by Jessica smackdown March 5, 2008

Urban dicktionary  

When the people that "approve" the definitions of Urbandictionary.com don't approve your clever submissions.

I wrote a common slang that is used in my area and the urban dicktionary didn't approve it.

Urban dicktionary by Jessica smackdown March 5, 2008