Jesse Dixon's definitions

Alabama shag

a haircut made popular in the 80's worn primarily by white males that live south of the Mason-Dixon line wearing an Iron Maiden or Hank Williams Jr. t-shirt driving a 1982 Camaro Z-28 or IROC with at least 2 different colored fenders. Also see camaro cut

My girlfreind's Dad was sitting on the porch sporting an Alabama Shag drinking some Busch beer.

by Jesse Dixon May 14, 2006

hemmroids

speed bumps for gay guys

Slow down Mikey! Your going too fast over my hemmroids!

by Jesse Dixon May 14, 2006