Definitions by Jessa Pee

menstrual death 

When a women with heavy flow is engaging in the act of taking a shit, and at the same time excretes a large amount of period juice, which combines in odor forming a rotten death smell of evil. This is doubly offensive if the women is shitting in a dirty bathroom.

Dude that shit smelled like menstrual death!

menstrual death by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

Bloody Butt Nugget 

During the act of taking a painful shit the turd tears appart your insides causing a immense pain and significant anal bleeding. The turd is then coated in a juicy red liquid.

I just seriously shit a painful bloody butt nugget.

Bloody Butt Nugget by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

fart toss 

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.

I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.

fart toss by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

fart toss 

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.

I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.

fart toss by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

anal yawning 

After an intense session of analy intercourse the indivual pulls out and the receiver is left with a large gaping anal abyss that has direct site into the receivers anal cavity for a short time. The anal cavity actual opens and closes as though it were taking short quick breaths.

I fucked this chick in the ass so hard she had hardcore anal yawning, and I could smell her lower intestines.

anal yawning by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009