Jessa Pee's definitions

fart toss

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.

I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

vagatard

Someone who is a total vagina, and acts like a retard. Occasionally, they can be seen eating copious amounts of ketchup while making retarded gang gestures toward their chest.

Dude, your mom is a vagatard! She ate all my ketchup, and fucked Big Al while making offensive gestures. She has bruises on her chest.

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

menstrual death

When a women with heavy flow is engaging in the act of taking a shit, and at the same time excretes a large amount of period juice, which combines in odor forming a rotten death smell of evil. This is doubly offensive if the women is shitting in a dirty bathroom.

Dude that shit smelled like menstrual death!

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

spooky turd

When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.

That's one damn spooky turd!

by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009

vagina camper

When an individual who is intoxicated goes down to provide oral sex on a vagina, and passes out in a face full of pussay due to drunkeness.

That dude is such a vagina camper. He passed out before I could orgasm.

by Jessa Pee June 4, 2009