Definitions by Jess the Wise

BPP 

Big Poo Pending. When you’re trying to convey that there’s a poop on the horizon and you need to get the message across in a subtle yet effective way.

“I’m running a bit late guys got a BPP”

BPP by Jess the Wise July 4, 2021

potato heart 

When you eat too many potatoey foods, your chest gets full and it makes you go 'meahhhhh' = potato heart.

Frank: "I ate those potato foods too fast. My chest hurts!"

Sally: "Ah, you have potato heart"

potato heart by Jess the Wise May 10, 2018