Slam my clam

The female equivalent of "Bust my balls"

My boys wanted to slam my clam over the picture I drew on their box lunch yesterday.

by Jersey Gourmet October 17, 2010

Pulling a Moses

When, against all odds and expectations, one is successful in spreading a woman's ass cheeks for first time penetration as if Moses had parted the Red Sea for legions of followers.

I tried pulling a Moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.

by Jersey Gourmet January 15, 2012