Pulling a Moses

When, against all odds and expectations, one is successful in spreading a woman's ass cheeks for first time penetration as if Moses had parted the Red Sea for legions of followers.

I tried pulling a Moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.

by Jersey Gourmet January 15, 2012

Slam my clam

The female equivalent of "Bust my balls"

My boys wanted to slam my clam over the picture I drew on their box lunch yesterday.

by Jersey Gourmet October 17, 2010