Flubludgeon is a numerical term denoting an unknown number that is very large, but which cannot be exactly quantified. It is often used to describe something of an aggravating nature that the observer would much rather not be dealing with, let alone counting.
Similar in definition to
shit-load and
fuck-ton.
A related pass-time is the Flubludgeon spelling contest. The oldest person playing wins the Flubludgeon spelling contest.
Alternate spellings:
Farbludgeon
Fugludgeon
Fubbplungen
F’ludgeon
“There’s like a Flubludgeon of people at the mall today.” “I’m too drunk to put together Flubludgeon tricycles on Christmas eve!”
