Definitions by JerryKmeoff

Colorado Coal Miner

The act of inserting your penis in a woman's ass, pulling out the shit-covered shaft, and smacking it on her forehead as if it is a pickaxe and you are a miner mining for coal.

John: "Yo bro, Brittany and I did the Colorado coal miner last night, it was crazy!"
Kevin: "That's nasty, dude."

Colorado Coal Miner by JerryKmeoff April 21, 2026